All we need now is,fire?

Reality TV bites, 82% say in poll

and

Bush: 'I take responsibility' for federal failures on Katrina

As much as I like those, I would like more to see headlines like, say:

100% of humans think Reality TV should be banned from the airwaves

and

Bush genuinely apologizes for being a shit.

What I think headlines with the words "Bush" and "Takes" and "Responsiblity" and "Adults Think Reality TV Sucks" are really saying to us is:

The Vogons Are On The Way