Is This a Joke?

If you're one of the many Bobcats planning to join us for the game on September 24 when Texas State takes on Texas A&M, then you won't want to miss special Bobcat Alumni/Bobcat Athletic Foundation pre-game festivities.

Join Texas State President XXX in the Alumni Tent for bar-b-que and beverages prior to the game and meet up with other Alumni that have traveled to support our Bobcat Football Team.

Saturday, September 24
Tent open from 4-6 p.m.
Tent cost: $10

For those of you that aren't familiar with my school or Texas A&M. My school is a teeny, tiny, itty, bitty little place with a team to match, while A&M is an enormous school with a gigantic athletic budget and the gigantor team that comes with that - even worse, A&M has a disturbing culty air to it. They are going to kill my school. Is A&M doing something that requires numerous human sacrifices?