Friday, November 7, 2003

Dear Mr. Moonves…


Dear Mr. Moonves,

You dickless wonder.


Okay. Trying again. You want someone to read it and end up on an enemies list somewhere and not be able get a passport or something. You want this to be read not summarily thrown away.

Dear Mr. Moonves

You craven little man


Dial it back.

Dear Mr. Moonves,

Did one of ex-wives get your balls as part of a settlement?


Try again. Remember you aren’t a crazy person. You want to be taken seriously.

Dear Mr. Moonves,

Did you learn nothing from the Smothers Brothers debacle? Do you even remember the Smothers Brothers debacle? Do you think that history has shown that to have been a good programming decision?


Better. Keep going.

CBS just televised its 75 anniversary hand job

Watch it.

CBS just televised its 75 Anniversary special, congratulations on being at the helm of the network at such an exciting time, it must be wonderful to have a front row seat to world history and knowing that you have an hand in the way that that history will be remembered. As long as it is remembered the way a small, disturbed minority wants it to be.

A little provocative, step back.

Programming a whole network must be very challenging. You can never know that if perhaps you had reworked that cop drama sooner it may have been saved or if you had marketed that sitcom a little more aggressively it might have made it.

Off Topic.

Les you ignorant slut

More flies with honey... Again, you want him to read this. Okay, you want a minion to read it.

I understand that your viewership has dropped off in the last few years and your demographic is not what it could be. You did make the mistake of really going with a lot of Reality Shows right as the bottom was falling out of the genre. And despite the CSI franchise, your demographics are not getting any younger. This is not an excuse let special interests groups make your programming decisions for you. For instance, I hate Survivor. I really, really, really hate it – and it is still on the air. I hate it and its still on the air. See? You do have the ability to ignore special interest groups.

Moonves , you craven, right wing pawn!

Moonves you craven right wing pawn. Do you think you are serving the principles this country was founded on? Do you think our soldiers are dieing everyday to protect a theocracy controlled by fundamentalist zealots? How dare you do this while America is fighting to put down this very type of government. How many of our armed forces are going to die this week alone to protect our democratic ideals?

Not that your friends in the administration care about democratic ideals.

CBS has worked very hard for a very long time to establish its integrity. You have removed all traces of that. CBS was once a proud leader in programming. This network as brought to the American public some of the most outstanding dramas ever to be televised, sadly those days are in the past.

Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!

You are a hack Mr. Moonves. You can’t apologize, you can’t take it back, you cannot undo what you have done to America.

Screw you!

Again, nice idea bad presentation

Commie Bastard!!!

Sigh.

Yours in Christ,

Lightning will strike you dead. Try again.

Love

Puh-leese

Sincerely a member of a very attractive and sought after demographic,

Good.

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