Clothes call

After searching through my closet for something appropriate to wear to an employee recognition lunch at a country club - I have come to the shocking conclusion that I have, for the past several years, bought all my clothing from Mrs. Yoders House Of Amish Couture. How else would I have ended up dresses more suitable as a pink tent and flowered awning?Or a lovely floral car cover? Deep Sigh, this is what happens to your wardrobe when you don't have to dress up for church?