Big Brother says "No Smiles"

Because a smiling terrorist is a warm and fuzzy terrorist? They have higher Q ratings? because when they splash your mug shot on TV and call you a terrorist they don't want you to be pleasant?. I would guess that frowning makes the bad guys look more like Bad Guys. But what if you're really a Good Guy? how is making everybody look sullen and guilty making us safer?

When I read stuff that at first inspection must be facetious in nature, and they turn out to be real? it makes me start to follow the weather in Canada and wonder how bad could 10 months of winter really be?.