Thursday, May 26, 2005

Bust a Move

The filibuster thing is old news now, I know. But it’s one of those gifts that keeps on giving, like a unpotty trained puppy, Some kind soul out there put me on Liddy Doles mailing list and the RNC senatorial campaign list - Again, a gift kind of like herpes – you hope it won’t come back, you treat it, you are out break free, but it just keeps coming back, like sexually transmitted cock roaches. Ya got to love the RNC and their little minions. Anyway, due to my little friends diligence I got a copy of Liddy Doles press release about the compromise, in the same mail came the DNC press release from Nancy Pelosi.

Cat Fight!!

"Although I am pleased that some of the President's qualified judicial nominees are finally getting the fair up or down vote they deserve, I am disappointed that not all nominees will be afforded that same courtesy. Damn it! World domination was with in our reach and now its gone!.The understanding made by the group of fourteen made clear that judicial philosophy is not a legitimate reason to filibuster qualified judges It's all about our philosophy. John McCain is an asshole! He is so off the Dole Family Christmas card list! We can’t just have these judges reading the law! It’s not about the law it’s about Our Will! . If Democrats should choose to continue their unprecedented use of the filibuster, Suborning our claim for world domination, how dare they question Our will? How dare they think that the laws of this land have anything to do with Us! We’re the GOP! Gods Own Party! we should immediately move to the constitutional option You call it Nuclear, we call it Constitutional Tee hee! Although I believe a vote on the constitutional option was certainly justified today That’s what I’ve been told, I don’t have a clue what’s going on here. I mean sleeping with a Senator did a lot for me at the Garden Club, but it didn’t it easier to follow what all the men are talking about! It’s so confusing! I was all set to be a surrendered wife and all of a sudden I’m a Senator Wife, I am glad that it has not been taken off the table for future confirmation debates. We’re going to find some half wit traffic judge in Podunk who still believes the earth is flat and won’t let his wife vote! he will be on the Federal Bench! You think you have us? You think giving us Prissy Owen, Janis Rogers and William Pryor is going to be good enough? Think Supreme Court Judge Zell Miller! oh, we aren’t done.

Senator Elizabeth Dole


“Last night, Democracy held fast against an onslaught by Republican extremists Just barely, John McCain is a God In a victory for the American people the Democratic people, the republican people can kiss my ass a handful of reasonable Republicans Yoo Hoo! John McCain!! rejected the demands of their Leadership Used their own minds, who would have thought that republicans could still do that?! We are still freaking out! and worked to take the "nuclear option" off the table. The checks and balances in the Senate were preserved For the time being.. Republican Leadership has been pandering to their extreme special interests; how does poor white trash raise all that money? We don’t get it! They have fourth grade educations and they send in thousands of dollars! We have PhDs and they send us pennies! oblivious to what is best for the American people The Americans in the Blue States, but I commend these few Republicans for putting our democracy ahead of partisanship, Again, Hi! John McCain!!

Nancy Pelosi

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