At Wal-Mart

I slid my card through the credit card thingy. The credit card thingy said "Ask the checker to press 'credit'". I asked the checker to press credit.

Checker - That is the second most annoying thing I hear every day.

Me - Hmmm. (shocked deer in head lights expression) You mean these people are allowed to casually bitch about their jobs to the customers? Sam Walton is rolling in his grave

Checker - The first most annoying thing is "paper please". Like they can't reach down and get the bag themselves. Like they are afraid of exposing their chest or something...".

Me - Dude. You work at Wal-Mart. You are going to be annoyed a lot.