Whatever

"Nick and Jessica have not separated. Rumors to the contrary are simply not true,".

Translated as:

"Damn it! Pay more attention to us! whiiinnnnneeeee! If you clap real hard the "marriage" will not die! It has nothing to do with a break down in contract renegotiations with Nicks people! The only co-star Jess is sleeping with is him! Honest, totally! We are in lurve! Ask Jessica's Dad! We made him move out of our bedroom months ago! Are you paying attention to us? Buy our records!! We are so not total fame whores! We did not stage a sham wedding and subsequent sham marriage just so we could have our own show and now that it's over, we are so not all ready shopping as yet unnamed reality show about being divorced Nick and Jessica Style"