A counter surfing dog is the worlds largest cockroach. It is not the dogs fault it is behaving like this, this is your MY fault. This is I learned in my crash course called "How to stop your dog from counter surfing in one easy lesson" - Your dog isn't a bad dog, You (I am a) are a lousy housekeeper. If you don't leave food/dirty dishes/scraps out where your dog can easily access them, your dog WON'T BE ABLE TO ACCSESS THEM AT ALL. No mess= No Surfing. A clean kitchen is a room with no clear purpose and thus of no interest to a dog.
You get 1) Your voice back, since you lost it repetedly screaming at your dog for doing what comes naturally to it - following its nose and 2) A cleaner, nicer kitchen .
The next in my wildly unpopular series: Common Christmas Carols with foreign lyrics! Guess the language and the song! The language should be easy, but what song is it?