Tuesday

The one nice thing about the alleged onset of autumn - I can disguise my grossly disfiguring road rash and attendant wounds with seasonally appropriate pants . Super awesome. Also, as an old person, I no longer bounce up when I fall, instead I scrape along the ground like a snow shovel. There is a reason old ladies wear either thick stockings and long skirts ot bedazzled sweat suits! No one needs to see this, I look like I got hit by smart car or a run- away segway!