Dear State Employees:
Dear Suckers,

As we celebrate State Employee Recognition Week, please accept my sincere appreciation for the fine job you are doing...

As we celebrate another year of no raises, no budget and no hope, we wonder why you stupid SOBs still work here, please accept my sincere shock that you work here at all

...For the citizens of our state. All too often, the committed and dedicated service you provide, both in your community and in the workplace, seem to go unnoticed...

Until you get charged, arrested or thrown out of office.

Therefore, I want you to know that you are recognized and appreciated for the many contributions you make toward building the State that we all want and need...

Big Brother is watching you. We know you are down loading porn and shopping tax free online all day.

...You make me proud to be a public servant. ..

You make me proud I don't actual have to serve the actual public, but good for you anyway!

You serve the state well in good times and bad...

Who am I kidding! It's always Bad! Lets not focus on the sickness part, I know how sucky your insurance is! Lets talk about the Health part, go to the Employee Chiropractic Fair!...

...Always making the quality of your work a priority.

Right up there with personal phone calls, chatting online and long lunches

... You accept the many challenges we face, never losing faith in the importance of our mission. You serve the citizens with pride, and you serve them well. Thank you for your dedication and commitment to our state...

You aren't getting a raise this year either! It sucks now and it's only going to get worse! Election Year be damned! Thank you for being so lacking in ambition that you stay here year after year instead of getting a better job! Your lack of Self Confidence and low Self Esteem keeps this state running !

Best regards,