Wouldn't this be cool? I mean, the local pretend convention thingy made my teeth itch, but a trip to the Big Show would be something to remember. The People Watching alone would make it worth it. I wonder if they hand out little passes, I can see it now:

Random Attention Whore or Anna Coulter - You with the thousand yard stare, are you with the Press?

Random Blogger - (searching for a public terminal and on the look out for Wil Wheaton) No! I'm even better! I'm a Blogger! I update every 15 minutes and have eleven thousand links! wanna join my webring?.