Word to The Wise

When people who call themselves "your friends" provide you with the opportunity to slam your thumb in a cabinet drawer, say NO! Don't listen to anyone who tries to tell you that "all the cool people" are doing it.

Ignore them when they say Cam Diaz has been sporting a blue thumb since Memorial Day or that Paris Hilton slammed both hands in a cabinet drawer right before she had sex with it and now has 10 blue nails!!! as well as an exciting new venerial disease.

Don't listen! they are trying to pull you in to their sick, sad world of pain. Having a blue nail does not make you "cool", it is not a quick route to social acceptance! you now have a nail that will eventually fall off. Yum.