Fun with the Security Guard

Me - I'm here to return a video.

SG - Are you a state employee?

Me - Yes.

SG - Where is your Work ID?

Me - In my building we don't have to wear them.

SG - You left yours at your office?

Me - No.

SG - Were you issued one?

Me - No.

SG - So, you don't have an ID?

Me - Yes.

SG - Well...clip this numbered tag on, Fill this form out, print your name, sign your name, write the badge ID number and note the time, put where you are going, when you get back put the time you return. Ya know, the funny thing is, I'm here because the other guy is out getting his ID. We just took over this building 1 October.

Me - Okay.