Oh! The Pengmanity!

Won't someone think of the starving baby chillrins?. Baby ducks got 'nothin on baby penguins. Baby penguins? penglings? penghicks?

Why isn't PETA airlifting Pengchow? or working to feed them? I guess they would love them more if they were eatable or had pretty fur. PETA doesn't want to leave its warm office to take care of animals who actually need them. PETA would rather sit at its desk and write screeds about ladies winter outerwear. PETA punks out on actual animal care.

Starving baby penguins...