So. You moved south...

A lot of people have done it. You escaped the rust belt for the bible belt and you're starting to fit in. Its scary but its true.

However, you still a little scared of the "people" you see at the flea market, buying money orders from the post office or milling around the E.R waiting for their cousin to get his head stiched up. Missouri Mule explains us all to you.

lifted from Blondesense