Reason number 134 that cats are better than dogs

You will not come home to find the room ankle deep in the shredded entrails of what was once your cats' bed.

Arrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh. What are some other reasons that cats are better than dogs, other than:

1.Cats do not need to be taken to pee when it is raining,

Or

2.You can leave a cat alone for a weekend.


Discuss.