Hello Tuesday

You know summer is over when:

-The parking lot at the beach is half empty at 11:30 AM and is still half empty at when you leave hours later.

- You leave the beach not because you've had enough, but because of ennui .

- The only things that interest you at the beach-side gift stores are the Christmas decorations.

Like sand in an hour glass

Beach Fact #1- If all things are equal - A middle aged woman with a good tan looks better in a bikini than a younger woman with no tan.

Beach Fact #2 - Things that are directly proportional: The amount of fur on a man's back relative to the size of speedo he's going to think is appropriate to wear in public.

Merry, Happy , Winter Holiday!

Christmas in September: - This year while there were a handful of Santa-as-Hunter, and a single example of a Jingoism-All-The-Way Snowman, Santa was not imagined as an infantryman or as a member of any of the armed services. I did not see any military themed decorations of any sort.


The More You Know...

The faster you get the blood spatter off your shoes, the better chance you have of it not staining.