No! Ho! Ho!

I had to take The Kitty back to the vet to pay my quarterly bribe in order to keep The Kitty's pred flowing - And they thought they had me, they think I feel bad about The Kitty making a lot of noise and being in general a bad patient, But I don't. I bought him a muzzle! He can't hurt them and they can't hurt me! That little piece of poly-ester is like a magic Guilt Shield!   pre-muzzle, I felt really bad about his behavior and they were threatening me with Kitty sedation every time I had to bring him in, Now? Granting that  they are fluent in catese? The only thing getting hurt is their feelings and they get paid well enough  to sooth that.

 They brought The Kitty out to me and I was visiting with the vet tech  and she casually suggested that this time we run the pricey full blood panel instead of whatever cheaper test we normally run and I, not so casually said No, maybe next time. I credit a day spent listening to The Kenny G Christmas Album for this burst of aggression. I In honor of spending the whole entire day listening to The Kenny G Christmas Album, I bring you a real Christmas carol.

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk

At our Christmas party

We were drinkin' champagne punch

And homemade eggnog

Little sister brought her new boyfriend

He was a Mexican

We didn't know what to think of him

'Til he sang Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him

The three from his first wife Lynn

And the two identical twins

From his second wife MaryNell

Of course he brought his new wife Kaye

Who talks all about AA

Chain smokin' while the stereo plays

Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on

Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store

We need some ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite

A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen

I can't remember how I'm kin to them

But when they tried to plug their motorhome in

They blew our Christmas lights

Cousin David knew just what went wrong

So we all waited on our front lawn

He threw the breaker and the lights came on

And we sang Silent Night

Oh Silent Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on

Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store

We need some ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite

A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on

Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one

Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go

We need some celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite

A box of tampons and some Salem Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

 
Oh, and I came home and got most of my interior Christmas decorating done. Thank You Kenny G!