Tuesday, November 2, 2010

GO VOTE. DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES, VOTE A STRAIGHT TICKET FOR THE DEMOCRATS. A NATION OF COLLEGE GRADUATES IS DEPENDING ON YOU.

IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS ALL THE CRAZY TEA PARTY CANDIDATES ARE GOING TO WIN AND YOU AND I WILL HAVE TO MOVE TO CANADA BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO OUTLAW SMART PEOPLE AND/OR ANYONE WITH ABOVE A FOURTH GRADE EDUCATION.

LIKE THE CHINESE DID DURING THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION. BUT PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BECAUSE IT MARKS YOU AS A SMART PERSON OR SOMEONE WITH ABOVE A FOURTH GRADE EDUCATION.

TO DISGUISE YOURSELF, LEARN TO MAKE CONVERSATION ABOUT NASCAR AND COMPETITIVE REALITY SHOWS THAT AIR ON TLC AND MTV4.

WE SPENT THE WEEKEND VOWING TO LOVE AND HONOR WHILE THEY SPENT THE WEEKEND GETTING LESSONS ON HOW TO STOMP ON OUR HEADS.

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