Does anyone want to help me paint some furniture? They are very ugly...
They all need to be cleaned, sanded, sanded thoroughly again, painted, sanded, repainted and then they all need some pink! The interior of the brown table is going to get all of the above and it also going to be painted, most likely in fuchsia. Everywhere else is going to be a more glossy version of the wall paint.
Look, I have all the goodies!
Come on! Who wants to paint some old furniture!