The damn dog is just lucky I love him and he is so cute and has such a winning personality because Gawd Damn it, I have had it with the counter surfing and the stuff eating and the general shitty behavior. He has two more days of freedom before he is locked into the office behind a closed door. He's going to hate it but not as much as he would hate the other options I have left available to remedy his behavior. Done. Done with this.