I just encountered a cockroach so large that it <I>wagged its tail</I> as it scuttled away! It looked like a gawddamned mouse! And It is living in my closet!
I think I'm going to have to play musical pets tomorrow. The mice are going to move to the bathroom for the day and I'll take the cats litter box to the bedroom.
I'm going to shut Ace in the there all day with the closet door open and letting the him know he's going to spend the day earning his keep.